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Dik, Câini, and Vladivostok by Kevin Tosca


Dik
     
Dik lived on the fourth floor. There was one floor above him and three fours below, which equaled five floors of noise. Dik heard everything and everything bothered Dik. He knew, in one part of his brain, that it was just life and life being lived, but Dik couldn’t help himself: Dik got angry. He cursed his ears and life and leaned out his window and imagined the fall.

     One day, during Ramadan (though Dik didn’t know it was Ramadan and didn’t know anything about Ramadan), Dik gathered his courage and climbed the stairs and stood in the alien hallway. He pinpointed the source and knocked on a stranger’s door. What Dik had heard, all day long, was a heavy, blow-like sound. Ceaseless and infuriating.

     A woman opened the door.

     “Yes?” she asked.

     “What are you doing in there?” Dik said.

     “Cutting meat.”

     “What’s that noise?”

     “Meat. Are you deaf?”

     What an absurd question! “It’s too much,” Dik said.

     “Excuse me?”

     “I can’t take this.”

     “This is my home,” the woman said, “and I’ll do what I want in my home.” The woman slammed the door and Dik went back to his apartment. After a while, his heart calmed.

     That night, a man with the same color skin as the meat woman knocked on Dik’s door. He carried a butcher’s knife in his hand. The knife was wet with blood.

     “You were bothering my wife today?”

     “I’m sorry,” Dik said, “but the noise was intolerable.”

     “Was it?”

     “A man can’t think. He can’t live.”

     “You will never bother my wife again. Do you hear me?”

     Dik stared at the large and bloody knife.

     “I asked you a question,” the man said.

     “I hear you,” Dik said.

     “We pay the rent,” the man said, “just like you do. And we will live in our home, in peace, like you. We are doing no wrong.”

     Dik’s brain formulated objections and arguments, linguistic and metaphysical rejoinders, societal and existential buts he could never voice.

     “These are holy days,” the man said, “and you will leave us alone. Do you understand me?”

     “I hear you,” Dik said.

     The next day, Dik packed his things and left the apartment building. But he left without hope because there is only one place for a man like Dik to find what he’s looking for, and even if the knife had been inviting him there, as the window often had, Dik was a coward.
     

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Câini

     
One morning, on my way to the little Turkish bakery on Strada Gheorghe Grigore Cantacuzino, I noticed that all the dogs were dead. The seven who lived and barked in my courtyard. Dead. The five across the street who barked in the vacant lot for sale next to the Rompetrol gas station. Dead. The eight skinny ones in the alley who more squealed and squeaked than barked until a man I never saw threatened them with violence I never witnessed. Dead. And many random, grangy-looking others, scattered on the sidewalks, lying on their sides, all shot in the head. Dead.

     The silence, as I walked, was wonderful, made me think of the first windless day I felt in Minnesota, weeks after having moved there. A gift. Would my Romanian neighbors think the same? I thought. I had no idea. I couldn’t understand my Romanian neighbors, like I couldn’t understand those wild and semi-wild dogs, but I understood that killer completely. I wanted to thank him. I wanted to buy him a dozen fursecuri cu stafide and ask him if he’d be around when it all started again.
     

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Vladivostok

     

Loother didn’t want to die, but he feared getting old. He was sixty-six. He meant Old. Proper old. Old old.

     He feared becoming one of the sad and senile old men photographed on stage at some lame function with the president of Who Cares and his fellow “guests of honor” next to him; of being humored and patronized in his own home, of vanishing there and experiencing the invisibility men not white and women of all colors experience; of needing foreign hands to wipe his buttcrack, foreign forks to feed him his peas; of having everyone waiting for him to die but no one having the balls to say so; or worse, of being unpraised and imprisoned in some closed community, rotting in some retirement home living room huddled around a television with a wheelchair and walker obstacle course behind him and a platoon of impersonal personnel around him, they too waiting for him to die and treating him like another burger (however deluxe) to flip in the meantime.

     He feared this getting old. He knew he shouldn’t. He knew it was selfish and vain and acting like an ingrate, a spoiled child, a schmuck who refuses to leave the party when the party is over, but he couldn’t help himself.

     So he kept a gun in a drawer, but he feared waiting too long to use it, feared waking one morning and having crossed the lucidity line, the moment-of-truth mark. He feared slipping into the second paragraph’s hell, unawares, tricked. He knew he would never be able to know, so he sold the gun to a neighbor for thirty bucks and a six-pack of beer.

     And he aged, bullet-less, but he refused to dress like the old, to frequent the old, to give up his independence to old and age. When the house became too much for him, he bought a condominium. When the condominium became too much, he bought a one-bedroom apartment. When the leg and knee and joint trouble attacked in earnest, he moved to a studio on the ground floor and bought a cane, a dashing one.

     But age kept coming for him, as he knew it would, and he was growing tired, but not tired enough, so he cursed age and got rid of his stuff, everything but one last suitcase (he liked the idea of this one last suitcase), and he told his family he was going to fly to Paris, then take a train to Vladivostok. It was February and he was eighty-one years old. He hoped the trip would kill him.

     When it didn’t, and when he saw how beautiful that Russian city was, he decided to board a ferry for Japan, for a country where they respect the old, for a life and land that might teach him how to die without fear.
     
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Kevin Tosca‘s stories have appeared in Fleeting, Litro, Bartleby Snopes and elsewhere. He lives in Paris. You can find him and his work at www.kevintosca.com and on Facebook.
     



Jacob Kahn || 5 Sonnets


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As if measuring time and measuring thought,

the night tells the night to breathe in.

Alas to emote triangles is to keep lancing

at the square. The sequence defers

its contingency upon me and a few other bloggers

by the rails. In a small city by a river, we

tour the edges of a mountain with a little glass hat.

We handle and pack away capsules

of cylindrical black air.

So the investigation in its throes,

in description, a circular impediment

hollowed out by an arcade of stoic resignation

and ornamental chimes. Not too much, buddy.

Too much stirring infers.

 

 

___________________

Pile the ups, scatter the downs.

The cumulative city has waved goodbye. In principal,

lavender culminates in the context of forever.

Forever implies the wake of this nostalgic throb.

Some galvanize Tripoli, some admire the ducks.

Still it hurts to be loved & understood.

In Tuesday, I sense disbanded truth,

cause, the hair on my neck

expanding like a spider inside a parade float.

My sixteen green legs circle the tree of proof.

A crusade of ancient brooks backs fragrantly off.

This part of my brain is bruised, it deletes

the sound of your voice coming from the closet.

Remove or deflect; two legs come together and cling.

 

 

___________________

Her shade is voluntary, with each pause

I leak ebullience in a brazen river.

Incumbent zones announce English conduct.

From ‘the brush of statement’ I got

‘understatement as underbrush,’ from tomorrow

gilded springs. From religion

I got time for a hot red beer.

Now show me a language other than landscape.

Because what’s ethereal in practice

should be practical in the field of ether.

Should night precipitate in rooting-out my pulpit.

Should tender shuttles remain theoretical.

What’s common to barrels is common

to spines. And if he wants, so he thumbs.

 

 

___________________

I have a few more questions beginning

in winter and ending in fall.

A black scarf rotates around the neck.

A green ball lands in my arms.

I’ve heard Heidegger thought best in other people’s houses.

I’ve heard potentially being was not

what the world had in mind.

Pivot and ricochet, pivot and glance.

I need tissues brothers and fingers

to avoid death. I need intend nothing

to stay alive. Here is my chance

to launder in the frame of taking place.

I’m going to take it with me

to Hawaii, to the movies, to my backyard grave.

 

 

___________________

The lit-up rift of phenomenology

cools off (in) the locomotive hedges.

Suspended similitudes

constitute religious episodes

in the vestigial haze of our diorama.

Squirrels rescue Appalachian towns,

they never let go. They rest on the ice.

I hold my nose close to one’s neck.

I have some sort of natural right to the camera

to accumulate visible tread.

Like a plangent riptide,

Idaho flings out all its seasons at once.

Like Idaho, I need one more line.

If you cut laughter in half, it shines.

 
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Jacob Kahn was born and raised in Salt Lake City. Since 2008, he has lived Missoula, Montana, which is a good place to write and unwrite sonnets, a place that knots in the heat and blossoms in the cold. Other sonnets can be found forthcoming in 580 Split and other writing forthcoming in Dreginald.